Fortune cookies I would like to see #17 Painting

I was born tiny but now I am much bigger. I am an artist, a painter, a lover, and a father. I have a diploma in visual arts, three kids, a wife, my own business and a mortgage. I enjoy illustrating the ideas that I think of and I like the act of creating images, whether photographic, cartoon, digital or paint. I consider my work to be deeply shallow and I enjoy bringing a smile to peoples faces. I also like to glorify everyday objects and make what is not precious the centre of attention. May the goat of prosperity chew upon your roses and may your piles heal without the need for invasive surgery.