World Famous Art writer. Self proclaimed photographer.. Has the ability to talk to artists and collectors now deceased. Maker of the Pre-rejection period of disaster art. Would rather weave nose hairs than be pre-occupied with photography. Ideal situation? Carrying my tripod around the world like Peter Lik. Then taking a few sunset against Ice pictures and being world famous..cheeky. I cook a mean Saatchi with meatballs. Art is art, poop is poop, and never the two should mix!